How many children did George Washington have?
7
Who is our 39th president?
Chita Rivera
Where did Abe Lincoln Grow up?
An adobe hut
How tall was Lincoln?
10Ft 2in
Who was Teddy Roosevelt?
A male prostiture. Bully indeed.
What illness did Thomas Jefferson have?
No skin from the neck down.
What did Ben Franklin do to help?
Fashioned a crude epidermis for Thomas.
Who was Paul Revere?
A Eunuch.